Hypocritical Respect

Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee in St. Peter's Square.
The first Catholic man tells his friends,
 "My son is a priest. When he walks into
 a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."

 The second Catholic man chirps,
 "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'."

 The third Catholic gent says,
 "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone bows their head and says 'Your Eminence'."

 The fourth Catholic man says very proudly,
 "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'."

 Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, "Well....?"

 She proudly replies,
 "I have a daughter,

 SLIM

 TALL

 36"

 24"

 36"

 When she walks into a room, people say,

 "Jeeeeesssssus!".